Your relentless rooting in the wasteland of the ether has again unearthed a truffle-like prize. As consumate consumers, there is so much we do not know, or should I say choose NOT to know about many things, food and religion being premier on the list.
We are simple organismsin a complex environment, borne about by the tides of commercialism.

On a more personal note, from a visual perspective, it would seem that you have access to an unlimited supply of non life-threaening food, judging by your countenance. Where do you find such a supply?

Let down your bucket.

I think you have spent a bit too much time at the trough, dear lad! Come up for a breath of fine Brooklyn air once in a while!