June 17, 2009

Truth in Advertising

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Posted by Wintermute at June 17, 2009 08:12 PM
Comments

They will hunt you down and beat you with their iPods for your insolence!

Posted by: Maximus Scrotus at June 18, 2009 02:32 PM

Doubtful, their tight trousers have so cut the blood circulation that they cannot move well.

Posted by: wintermute at June 18, 2009 03:31 PM

Recently they posted stickers on buildings that say RECESSION GENTRIFICATION

What does that mean? Is it bad?

Posted by: Christa at June 19, 2009 03:15 PM

It is worse than you can imagine. I suggest that all Brooklynites flee immediately and repopulate Detroit.

Posted by: Maximus Scrotus at June 22, 2009 11:02 AM

I understand that urban farming is doing well in Detroit and the Raccoon man is also doing well. Perhaps Horace Greeley is still right!

Posted by: Wintermute at June 22, 2009 01:55 PM

I will guess that Recession Gentrification is:

A. Recession has halted gentrification or
B. The Recession is the new Gentrification of the
area.
C. A Bullshit poster.

Posted by: Wintermute at June 22, 2009 02:02 PM


The primary reason Pabst is consumed at all is due to the

particularly thin gage of aluminum that houses the beverage ,

a very imperceptible weight ratio to the untrained wrist ,

at the end of a hard days work posting Gentrification flyers

all a hipster can bare to rase is a Pabst for fear his wrist be

injured.

Posted by: David Sherefkin at June 25, 2009 05:24 PM