The great American pastime! Stuff ourselves into a coma with partially hydrogenated vegetable oil and "all meat" products! Let our asses fill each crevice in the Barcalounger as our fingers flitter away on the remote trying to find "something" of value to distract us from the harsh reality we so blissfully avoid. Heaven forbid we should read or try critical thinking, let alone be at odds with the status quo.

Stay with the herd, cut them taxes, the policeman is your friend, we were always at war with Eastasia, 4 legs good...